Coots:

• Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head
• Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments"
• Once rumoured to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers
• Most of his communications consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral

The old man riding a motorbike is mounted onto the base with a spring. The base reads:
"Born to Lose: hair, eyesight, hearing, libido etc etc."

The Old Biddys & Coots range, designed by Mike Dowdall, will bring a smile to anybody of a certain age.

Height 15cm (6").

All Biddys and Coots come packaged in a colourful illustrated box.